On Tuesday I completed all my exams and assessments for my Undergraduate law degree. This is my 7th year of having 'proper' exams, not counting the ones that don't mean anything in the real world before Year 10 (I sat some GCSE's in Year 10, not 11), so needless to say I've become well programmed to the whole assessment period. By now you would think I'd be fed up of education, but I'm going on to do another two postgraduate degrees in one year from September. I'm not going to lie, I just want the alphabet after my name and the student discount. Anyway less of my CV, more of the post, through the years I've noticed some things I think are pretty standard across the country, probably the world, so I though I'd share with you some of my favorites. It is quite a wordy post, but I hope its worth reading. Hopefully this will make those of you who have finished with education smile and cheer up (and provide some procrastination) those of you still in it (there's a light at the end of the tunnel).

During the hectic period right before the assessment period there's pretty much four catorgories of people. There's the
work-a-holics that give up their social life, and basically any life really apart from revising/preparing. Then there's the
plodders, the group that try as hard as they can, attempting to maintain a life and constantly stress when they give into guilty pleasures
(Youtube, I'm looking at you) instead of revising. One group which will not be feeling guilty for remaining human is the
procrastinators. Now we've all been there. When its the first proper 'summer' day, doing anything revision related isn't going to be high on your priority list, but reorganising your notes, for the seventh time, because your colour co-ordination clashed with another module suddenly seems urgent. Even printing off everything and anything that is slightly relevant to you exam (but you have no intention of reading), stapling it just so and placing each into a plastic wallet in a file feels like you've done a hard days work. Lastly, we cannot forget the
night-beforers. Those lucky individuals that can spend the entire preparation period rolling their eyes at the work-a-holics and plodders before sliding out the door on yet another night out, until the night before the deadline in which they pull an all-nighter, cram like mad and still manage to get a good mark
(how is that possible?!). Personally, I think I strike a nice balance between a plodder, procrastinator and a work-a-holic depending on how close to the deadline I am, but I really wish I could be a night-beforer!
Another thing I've noticed about exams is that the most unexpected people will actually engage in conversation with you. Be this through facebook, twitter, people who you wouldn't normally acknowledge in your class will now act like you've been each others rock. I'd like to take this as a compliment, but is it just me that gets the endless stream of what topics are you revising? How much have you done?
Blah Blah Blah. Since when does my opinion hold such significance? It's worth noting that these same people will most likely be the same people who want to 'discuss' the exam after you've just spent 3 hours trying not to have a nervous breakdown over it. Why? Its not like your dissection and construction of the 'perfect' answer will magically change anyone's grade. The exam paper
isn't like the Marauder's Map, your new improved plan will not just suddenly appear in your paper, so stop!

Like before the exam, there are some pretty distinct characteristics of in-exam behavior You have the
uber prepared who invested in a clear pencil case
(with a pink zip to add some spice) way back in 2006 and is going to get her money's worth (
all of the £0.99 I paid). You have the so
laid back they should be horizontal people who seem to be doing an impression of a sloth they are so relaxed rolling in 2 minutes before the exam starts. This next one is probably only relatable to University students unless they've changed the exam booklets since I did GCSE & A-Levels. Does anyone else feel amazingly self-conscious when the
lick the corner of their exam to hide your name and give a glance to check if anyone watching
(anonymous marking at its best)?. Not only do you feel completely drained through the stress of sitting an exam, they subject you to this social humiliation of looking like a tramp. What amazes me in exams is the
extreme writer who writes so much so fast they seem like their going for the gold medal. Please tell me that it isn't just me that looks up with horror when someone asks for more paper after an hour. I think I've only ever once asked for more paper in an exam, and that was to fit an extra two words in. Finally, I couldn't finish talking about exam room behavior without a lovely mention to those
invigilators. Now I understand you must be as bored as we are terrified, but please wear slippers if you insist on walking up and down. Not only will you be comfy, you won't be subjected to the many death stares your clicking most likely achieves.

Lastly
(I promise this post is ending soon), is the horrible task of having to
hide your notes after your exams. I've mentioned that I hate talking about exams after they have happened, and this extends to even seeing my notes in my bag or on my bed after the exam. I handle it like nuclear waste, holding it at the corners and placing it in some dark dusty corner, until a year later I discover it in a major tidy up and think why was I so terrified over the notes I've sacrificed my life compiling And then go on to do it again in the next lot of assessments.
So that's some of my examination and assessment observations. I really hope I'm not alone in these and some of you do or have seen the same thing otherwise this is going to be pretty awkward. What things that I've missed out have you noticed? I'd love to know.
I know it takes some effort and your (a) in a rush (b) procrastinating (c) tired but it would be really really helpful if you let me know
via comments, twitter, e-mail, owl, if you enjoyed this kind of post. I'm trying out new things, which will all be explained soon in my May Monthly Mash Up, and I have quite a few of these posts planned already, but if no-one fancies reading them, there's little point publishing them
(except for my own amusement).
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